Long ago the four melons lived together in harmony…
Everything changed when the firemelon attacked
Only the guavatar, master of all four melons, could stop them
But when the world needed him most
made like a banana and split
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it
PLEASE HELP ME SHE WENT MISSING ON THE 18TH AND THIS IS THE FIRST I’VE HEARD ABOUT HER BEING MISSING
I will keep reblogging and spreading this if no one else will please help me and her family find her. She’s adopted, and has had depression, and has attempted suicide. Please, a reblog could help so much. Please help me I don’t want my friend to be in danger
On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours